scary

scary

So yesterday I was talking to a boy. Just your average American boy and girl having an average conversation. He then broke the mold and said to me, "the girl I marry will get a boob job (yeah that's a little intense, sorry about that)." I said, "what if she doesn't really need one?" He said, "I don't care. I'll make her get one." I was appalled. Literally speechless. I sat there in silence trying to figure out if he was serious or not. He then said, "I'm sleeping with a mask on, so that she can put make-up on before I wake up."

First of all, good thing he isn't marrying me because I hate the thought of self inflicted pain due to plastic surgery. And second, if I find a guy that cannot find the real beauty in me, (I hope there's some in there) then he definitely isn't worth my time. 

I hope you have taken a moment to admire the very attractive picture of me above. I have decided that before I am married I may as well show this to my future-husband so that he knows what he is getting himself into. (This was taken on the day of my last final. I just rolled out of bed at six in the morning and went to take my exam. Sexy, right?) 

Who invented make-up anyway? It's pretty gross if you ask me. Also, when did guys turn into jerk faces? I'm really disgusted. If any of you are as in shock as I am, you will not be surprised that reality tv is promoting this kind of behavior. Check out this clip from the newest douche bag (I really loathe that word, but I can't think of anything else that would be fitting) from the Bachelorette. Oh did I meantion he's from Salt Lake? He's a real class act. 

I know I'm ranting. . . 

but where have all the real men gone? Seriously