i have a crush on every boy

i have a crush on every boy

In the famous words of Brittany Carroll, "Alex I think you were hit by cupid. You are in love with every boy you see."

'Tis true. I don't know what my deal is. And it's not even people I could ever have either. It's like all I talk about. I need a way to shake this, or I am going to be in big trouble. Here are a few of my recent obsessions. . .

1. JIMMER FREDETTE. Poor Brittany and Rachel have heard me talk about him non stop for the past week. First, he's an amazing basketball player, and second, he goes to BYU. I saw him at Legends the other day and started crushing bad. I even added him as a friend on Facebook. That's how obsessed I have become. Yeah so anyway. It's love. Too bad he has a girlfriend. Also, he's not even that attractive, but look at those arms. hmmm

2. Chris Carrabba. My girly friends and I went to the Dashboard Confessional concert last night in SLC. Ohhhh baby. I wanted to jump on the stage and propose to him. I really did. Who knew tattoos could be so sexy? His voice is the most beautiful thing on earth. Who cares if he could be my dad? I don't.

3. Leonardo DiCaprio. Yes, he could be my dad also. But I don't care. He is flippin' gorgeous. Look at those eyes. They could steal my heart. Have you noticed the pattern with all these men being out of my league? Yeah me too. Anyway, I want him bad. Inception makes my heart melt. Leo, let's elope.

4. All three of the guys from Lady Danville. They were at the concert last night. AMAZING. Like them on facebook and listen to their music. You will fall in love too.